April 5–15 Get your tickets

Debuting at NYC Fringe ’26

Real life cousins play real life wives, Portia and Ellen, in a fictional imagining of the final days of Ellen's daytime talk show. A theatrical fever dream about marriage, cancel culture, and the limits of personal growth.

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Portia and Ellen poster
Written by Heather Seltzer
Directed by Amanda Xeller
Performed by Heather Seltzer + Sarah Hartley
Produced by Daniel Hoyos + Heather Seltzer + By Hart

4 Shows Only!